You're Never Too Old To be Traumatized By Your Parents

I'm just saying.  When I talked to the parental units this evening, they delighted in telling me that my father, the Divine Tremor, was putting whipped cream in my mother's belly button.  I don't want to know more.  I don't need to know more.  I'm just saying.  Private should be private. 

Comments

[Matt]

Oh god, I've had a similar experience! Something about never having done it in a field and other such things father wished to experience before a debilitating disease decides to set in! And all said in front of mother. Wasn't quite sure what to say except, yes fields are wonderful places to have a little fun. Arrrhh! :)