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Idiot of the Week: Happy Mother's Day: You're Fat & Ugly

The girl asks: "Why are you going to look different?"

Mom responds: "Not just different, my dear — prettier!"

Ah, folks.  We just haven't had enough idiots of the week lately.  Due out just in time for mother's day:  the new children's book My Beautiful Mommy, by plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer, which explains plastic surgery to children ages 4-7 after their mothers have a "mommy make-over" to "fix" their bodies after childbirth.  Because having the child(ren) isn't enough:   now you have to fix your ugly body before your husband and your kids find you offensive.  What's next?  Mother's Day gift certificates for plastic surgery?  Ugh.  Just.  Don't.  Answer.  That.  I don't want to know.

I particularly like the illustration of mommy's new, "magic" body, with all of the sparkles.  Wow!  She's pretty!
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And, if you're not offended enough, here are just a few "mommy makeover" sites!  Yay! 


     

    ACLU Pizza

    Have you seen the ACLU pizza order?  If you haven't you should.  It's old--2005 or so, but really, really great (and accurate). 

    Hat tip:  The Quixotic Tremor

    Very nice commentary on ACLU pizza

    I am not woman enough.

    To Do:

    1.  Join Jenny Craig.
    2.  Cut & Color Hair.
    3.  Schedule Botox session and/or facelift
    4.  Join New York Sports Club
    5.  Get a personal shopper.
    6.  Develop an obsession with Jimmy Choos and other fashionable shoes
    7.  Buy make-up
    8.  Make an appointment for a mani/pedi french manicure (fake nails?)
    9.  Throw out all food in the house
    10.  Schedule elective genitoplasty.

    (Okay, who am I kidding?  This probably isn't even half of the list....for a "real" woman!)

    Did you do you homework last night?  Did you read read Sarah Hepola's hilarious "Is Your Vagina Magic?"   Now seriously people:  maybe I just need to watch more porn, but I had no idea that there was an ideal vagina.  But of course, in our image-obsessed society, even our vaginas are fat.  Let me say that again:  our vaginas are fat.

    "More and more women are said to be troubled by the shape, size or proportions of their vulvas", wrote Lih Mei Liao and Sarah Creighton from London's UCL Elizabeth Garrett Anderson Institute for Women's Health.

    Elective genitoplasty.  Because shooting botulism into your face and using a Hoover to suck fat off your thighs just isn't good enough.  And you wonder why Hillary is having trouble in the polls?   and liposuction aren't enough. 

    Read on, vaginaphobes:

    Does this make my labia look fat?
    Designer Vaginas are Hot
    British Medical Journal Blasts Designer Vagina Craze
    Reproductive Rights Law Prof's Blog

    Eliot's Headless Whores: The American Male Politician and Remedial Feminism

    Sigh.  Call him the idiot of the week:  Eliot Spitzer.

    Of course we've all spent a lot of time this week thinking about Eliot Spitzer's amazing acts of hubris;  perhaps the temporary definition of "hypocrisy" in Wikipedia might include a picture of Governor Spitzer as the word embodied?

    In a few short days, he and his wife went from this:
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    to this:
    (photo via nj.com)

    Large_clothes1There's a lot of fodder for discussion in the Spitzer case:  the amazing rise and fall of a visionary leader; debates over the illegality of prostitution, here, here, here, here & here;  the mirth (and sadly bad frat boy ways) of the Wall Street boys (yes, I did knowingly link to the NY Post...); the ways in which the public reacted bizarrely to the news by attacking Spitzer's wife (More disgusting Dr. Laura coverage here;  see also Body Impolitic's response, and mine!); all of this and more will continue to be debated in the blogosphere over the coming weeks. 

    For me, however, what stands out is the interminable stupidity and unconscious misogyny of the American male politician.  In education--and in our legislation of things like No Child Left Behind & standardized testing--our political, social, and cultural mores have determined that there are essential skills necessary for participation in society.  A well educated citizen is articulate in basic, shared knowledge like math, literature, writing, science, civics, and history (to name a few).  I'd like to suggest that the repeated incidents of public infidelity on the part of the American male politician argue for something even more basic:  mandatory courses in remedial feminism.  To truly move to a society where men and women are considered equal, gender equality needs to be a central tenant of social, political, cultural, and academic discourse. 

    In an election cycle that explicitly condones sexism against a female candidate for president, in the midst of a legislative war over reproductive rights,  in the continuing ideological fight for access to birth control & abortion, in the hypocrisy of a culture that mandates motherhood but refuses to fund and legislate access to quality daycare and schools, just to name a few issues, is it any surprise that one of the leading liberal politicians is busted for participation in a prostitution ring?

    That Mr. Spitzer went to a prostitute isn't shocking.  In some ways, the only thing newsworthy here is his own vulgar hypocrisy.  But, what really bothers me is this:  if Mr. Spitzer could buy--literally--into the notion that some women are commodities to be bought for his pleasure, how is it that he could represent and advocate for public policies that ensure the equality of men and women under the law?  In New York, Spitzer was a known proponent of progressive legislation for women's rights.  Amy Goodman has a great article about it here (and about how, as the news of Spitzer's infidelity was breaking, New York's women & teens were rallying for new legislation that Spitzer supported).   

    What I'm trying to get at is this:  the very public picture of Mr. Spitzer and his wife, above, sends one message about equality in our society:  men and women working together to effect social and political change (of course, he as the legislator, she as the trusty "support" network).  Mr. Spitzer's political career was defined, in one arena, by a fierce passion for women's rights.  And below, a darker, more chilling picture of Mr. Spitzer's conscious? unconscious? opinion of women.  Call them Eliot's Headless Whores.

    Here is what the Emperor's Club promised its clients (via Huffington Post--the EC Website has been taken off-line):

    Emperors' Club vip is the most preferred international social introduction service for those accustomed to excellence. Introducing the most impressive models to leading gentleman of the world is our expertise. We specialize in introductions of: fashion models, pageant winners and exquisite students, graduates and women of successful careers (finance, art, media etc...) to gentlemen of exceptional standards. When seeking an evening date, a weekend travel companion, or a friend to accompany you during your next business / social function our models are perfect preference.

    We act for a select group of educated, refined and successful international clients who give their best in all they do and who, in return, only wish to receive the best. Catering to clients who will not compromise in any area of their life...

    Our meticulous standards of beauty, intelligence and charm ensure that you always encounter the quality you've come to expect in a woman, when with an Emperors' Club vip model. Each of our companions is a product of an exceptionally fine background and a success in her right. All rendezvous are individually crafted to suit the needs of your specific occasion. Note that each model has place in her schedule for a select number of appointments per month, so your date will be a special one for both of you.

    Our goal is to make life more peaceful, balanced, beautiful and meaningful. We honor commitment to our clients as we covet long-term relationships of trust and mutual benefit. Experience for yourself a service of obvious distinction...

    We are a visual culture--one which understands, interprets, and argues, based on images.  Images say everything.  So, how disturbing is it that each of these "companions," who boast "intelligence," "charm," and "success" is pictured headless?  Now, before you jump to the immediate argument--of course their faces are not depicted for legal reasons.  And yet:  they are headless.  They are not, say, shot from behind without faces shown.  They are not (with one exception) shot with their hair covering their faces.  They are, in fact, headless. 

    They are rated, by diamonds.  They are body parts to be used for pleasure--breasts, legs, and torsos (oh yeah--and the implied vagina).  They are not "perfect preference," but headless whores.  Were Mr. Spitzer actually interested in "success" and "intelligence" and "charm" (not to mention support and the propagation of his legacy), why would he need to look further than his wife & partner?

    So, in that headlessness is revealed a vast misogyny that views women as nothing more than the fuckable object--a 'ho with holes.  Here we have women to be used and discarded--not really that different than buying a box of tissues:  buy them, use them for your bodily fluids, and throw them away when you're done.

    Here we have women as the ultimate act of capitalism:  an object to be bought & sold. 

    Images via Wonkette:

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    Here's the thing:  if Mr. Spitzer were actually committed equality and a fierce advocate for equal rights, then he should have been repulsed by these images, a clearly disgusting portrayal of women as sex objects.  Let's face it:  we're a country fairly immune to rhetoric.  Despite the Emperor Club's discussions of "introductions" and "models" and "successful women," we all know the site is selling these women.  And Eliot Spitzer was buying--to the possible tune of $80,000.  For the moment, I'd like to belay the inevitable debate over what it means to work as a high-priced "companion" and whether or not the ability to set one's own price and working conditions is, in fact, an act of feminism, as some have argued.  That is a rich topic ripe for debate.  What I want to remain focused on here is Mr. Spitzer's remedial understanding of a woman as a headless, fuckable object.

    So, the question is a philosophical one:  how can a politician truly understand and argue for gender equality when accepting the most primitive of social norms where women are concerned?  At least conservative religious leaders who would bar women from public office have their ideology aligned with their practice.  When you look at the incredible spate of male politicians engaging in illegal (or unwise) trysts, the hypocrisy points to the basic fact:  do they really believe that men and women are equal?  If not, how can they govern and legislate in a way that represents us all?  As a culture, I don't think we're truly ready to wrestle with the embedded sexism that lies deep within our cultural psyche--we can't even address & universally critique blatant acts of sexism.

    Here's my final point:  none of this is news to feminists.  This is the basic stuff of feminism for years and years and years.  From conferences to websites to courses in college to  blog posts (see this great one on the male gaze at Feminism 101) to books like  Judith Butler's Gender Trouble, Susan Bordo's Unbearable Weight, Joan Jacobs Bromberg's The Body Project, and Janet Price's Feminist Theory and the Body, this is all the stuff of basic feminism.  And yet, despite all of this canonical & contemporary work, the basic message is still adrift in our culture.  Mr. Spitzer, champion of women's rights, father to three daughters 13, 15, & 17, husband to a Harvard lawyer and "partner" in his career, is revealed as a hypocrite in his own ideology.  Women as equals?  Good for the political sphere & rhetorical flourish.  Not so good for the bedroom.

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    P.S.  On women politicians, sexual trysts, and equality:  I'm not saying that women politicians can't make the same mistake.  I'm not saying women might not commit an act of infidelity.  I'm just saying the temptation & the ideology aren't quite the same.  When was the last time you saw advertisements for a Headless Man Whore site?  I'm just saying...

    The Class Privilege Meme

    via feminist reprise and sinister girl

    Bold all those that apply to you.

    1. Father went to college
    2. Father finished college
    3.
    Mother went to college
    4.
    Mother finished college
    5. Have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor
    6. Were the same or higher class than your high school teachers
    7. Had more than 50 books in your childhood home
    8. Had more than 500 books in your childhood home
    9.
    Were read children’s books by a parent
    10.
    Had lessons of any kind before you turned 18
    11.
    Had more than two kinds of lessons before you turned 18
    12. The people in the media who dress and talk like you are portrayed positively.

    13. Had a credit card with your name on it before you turned 18
    14. Your parents (or a trust) paid for the majority of your college costs
    15. Your parents (or a trust) paid for all of your college costs
    16. Went to a private high school
    17. Went to summer camp
    18. Had a private tutor before you turned 18
    19. Family vacations involved staying at hotels
    20. Your clothing was all bought new before you turned 18
    21. Your parents bought you a car that was not a hand-me-down from them
    22. There was original art in your house when you were a child
    23.
    You and your family lived in a single family house

    24. Your parent(s) owned their own house or apartment before you left home
    25. You had your own room as a child
    26. You had a phone in your room before you turned 18

    27. Participated in an SAT/ACT prep course
    28. Had your own TV in your room in High School
    29. Owned a mutual fund or IRA in High School or College
    30. Flew anywhere on a commercial airline before you turned 16
    31. Went on a cruise with your family
    32. Went on more than one cruise with your family
    33. You were unaware of how much heating bills were for your family

    Sending Secret Messages To Others: Sidewalk JINGOISM NOT APPRECIATED

    Overheard on my way to the subway on Friday:

    "See, in America, our technology is so much better.  There's no pollution here because of our technology.  Our factories are clean.  Our cars are clean.  It's not like China.  They have pollution, but we don't.  They could learn a lot from America.  Our technology is just so good."

    Why, for the love of God, doesn't anyone love me $299.00 (+tax!) enough to buy me these (BOSE noise canceling headphones) so I don't have to hear New York?

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    Food Waste

    While we're at it:  Matt over at Coffee House is on a roll.  Also check out his piece on food waste in the U.K.  Is there a similar movement in the U.S.?  I couldn't find anything on it, but here are the (no surprise) depressing statistics.  As you read these, consider that at my local soup kitchen this weekend, we served 140 people.  In addition to the meal, people took home with them extra heads of lettuce, donated ramen noodle soup, and donated holiday candy.  At the end of our serving shift, nothing was left.  The need is staggering.

    1.  "Food Waste and Hunger Exist Side by Side"
    2.  And 1 U.S. study says 1/2 of all U.S. food goes to waste!
    3.  Wasted Food Blog ** See Food Recovery Links, in addition to blog posts
    4.  Egg in a Box  ** GREAT idea!

    Oh, People. This is Really, Really Bad.

    It's so bad, in fact, that I have created a whole new category for my blog just for this feature:  disgusting acts of capitalism.

    Remember the whole controversy over "The Nanny Wars" that Atlantic Monthly unleashed a few years back (thanks to Barbara Ehrenreich and Caitlin Flanagan)?  Well, here's the next obvious installment of how U.S. women are exploiting women of underdeveloped nations.

    I leave you to draw your own conclusions with only this brief preface:  some of you have read my previous rants on "baby buying."  Well, this takes that discussion to a whole new level.  Globalization means that feminism needs to cross borders.  Quickly.  And Margaret Atwood "imagined" the Handmaid's Tale?  More likely Atwood suffers from the terrible gift of foresight.

    In yesterday's New York Times, Judith Warner writes about U.S. couples outsourcing surrogacy to?  You guessed it:  India.

    Read the whole, sad, article, "Outsourced Wombs" here.
    See the disturbing pictures here.
    And, then, read up on global women's issues at UN's WomenWatch.

    Then, why don't you make a donation to one of these fine organizations?

    NOW
    Feminist Majority Foundation

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